Sorry anon I won’t be home until Monday morning but someone else did it

supercallyfragilistic:

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The Captain speaks with the media 4.15.14!

visentinempire:

hashtag-lumbus:

baby john getting a pedicure

ryjo tweeted this twice like months apart and i’m going to reblog this literally every time it comes up

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

puckmetheglass:

New York’s chirping game is on point

blackhawkswags:

Niklas and Theo Hjalmarsson

Some people are worth melting for.

aausten